伯明翰大学生的真面目 Real Birmingham Uni Student

当我说某人把自己关在房里太久太久，

当我说考试让学生们都疯了。。。

When someone is staying too long in her own room,

when I say exam is driving us crazy....

我是认真的！

I MEAN IT!

为什么？

Why?

看看以下的证据，你就会明了。。。

Look at these girls and you will clearly understand why...

一开始大家都假装自己很正常。。。

They were so normal in the beginning...

忽然间，她们被没有任何东西给吓到。。

 And suddenly shock by nothing

然后，忽然摆起奇怪的脸 

And suddenly the face became weird

然后这些疯子在晚上戴墨镜。。

And then they decide to use sunglasses in the night...

如果戴自己的黑眼镜还勉强说得过去。。

I was fine if they are using their own...

但是当她们开始互换墨镜的时候。。。你就知道事情不太妙！

But then they got worse.... They even exchange their sunglasses with each other....

怪人，看着没有的远方。。

 And looking no where...

她们以为自己超酷。。。

And they thought they were so cool...

听过 007 吗？？ 她们是。。女装版。。。

Did you ever heard about 007?? Here they are.. In female version...

她们现出世上最诡异的眼睛。。。

They show the most creepy eyes in the world..

然后开始混摇滚！！！

Then Rock n Roll!!!

再来又假装很爱对方。。。

And suddenly they pretend that they are friend..

 LOLA，鲨鱼来啦！！

SHARK, BE CAREFUL LOLA!!

我的天，鲨鱼现在要吃我！！！

OMG, Now the shark is coming to me!!

忘记告诉你们她们都有双胞胎姐妹。。。这是她们，6个人。。。

Forgot to tell you that three of them have twin sisters.... I means there are 6 of them...

好变态！！

So gay!!

四合一

Four in once...

鬼片。。。

Horror movie...

 漫画版。。。

Comic version...

别担心，她们看过去不丑，不丑。。。。

Don't worry, they don't look painful.... They don't....

真不知道该说什么了。。 

What should I say...

又哪里痛了？？？ 

Playing painful again???

再来个四合一。。。 

Another four shots in once...

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With Love,

J.C.

P.s

上天保佑她们能早日康复！！！ ：D

God bless these people will be normal soon!! ：D

Xoxo

那7样东西 That 7 stuff

怎么样才知道两个人相处的时间过多？

How to know when someone is spending too much time with another person?

就是当两个人常常同时说一样的话，知道对方的想什么。。又或者是。。很多东西都买一样的！

It is when you both always say the same thing at the same time, you know what she thinks even she said nothing... or ... purchase too many same stuff!!

比如说，同样的西装外套。这外套其实是因为我个人觉得太值得买了，硬逼着Vanessa也买一件，不然会后悔，果然，我说的没错！

For example, having the same blazer. Actually I was the one who feel in love so much with this blazer and I force Vanessa to buy together cause I just know that this is one of the perfect ones. And obviously, I am so right!!

或者。。一样的裙子。。

Or... the same dress...

又或者，一样的化装包。。

Or, even the same make up purse...

还是同样的钱包。。

Or, the same wallet...

喂喂喂！连高跟鞋都一样？！太多了吧？

Ah, come on!! Even the heels are the same? Kinda too much here!!!

我自己很喜欢这设计，所以黑色，裸色，都给它买下去了！

I personally love this design of the heels so I bought both in black and nude colour! 

太悲惨了，就连书包都一样。。。

So sad.... even the bag for school are the same.... So gay...

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With Love

J.C.

P.s I

我和Vanessa还有好多东西是一样的，下次再分享！

Vanessa and I have much more things in similar, I will save it for next time!

P.s. II

把自己关在家整整一个礼拜，没有踏出门。

明天就是购物狂发作的好日子了！！好期待！！

读者们，关注部落格，好多东西跟大家分享！！

I've stay in my flat for the whole week...

Yet tomorrow, Shopaholic J needs some fresh air... Soooo excited!!!!

Dear readers, keep an eye on my blog, I am gonna share every details, Cross Fingers!!

Xoxo

今天 Today

这几天没忙什么。。还有三个星期的温书假，都在忙着温习，温习，温习。。

Doing nothing more but revision and prepare for the coming exam ...

也不知道为什么，近来，我这二十岁的身子里仿佛住着八十岁的灵魂。

I don't know why, I am feeling quite weak lately. It's like 20 years old girls living with 80 years old soul inside..

不知道是因为压力大，还是有别的我不知道的烦恼，左边的耳朵怪怪的，听不清除。今天早上头晕，大吐胆汁，食欲不振。。

Don't know whether I have too much pressure or thinking too much recently that my right ears is playing weird, I keep feeling there's pressure in my right ears and can barely hear sounds. This morning was even worse that I woke up with awful strong dizziness and keep throwing out my stomach juice. No appetite at the same time... I know, it is disguising and here I am, sharing these with you guys! :D

手脚没有一刻不冰冷，腰骨常犯疼，头晕和头疼早已经像是我的贴身跟随，没有一天不跟随我！我的娘，你生我的时候到底有没有吃东西噢？？

I have to say, my body is definitely weird. Always feel cold, my backbone is always hurt, dizzy and headache is like my meal, that I almost have everyday! Really mom, what you did when you born me last time?? I am deeply deeply concern...

Vanessa一开始很担心我，因为自己太常喊头晕头痛。一开始她常叫我去看医生，吃药。日子久了，她终于知道我就算吃了药，看了医生，还是老样子。现在我喊头晕头疼的时候，她反倒觉得我是正常，没有头晕才是生病！

I still remember Vanessa used to worry me so much in the beginning. I always tell her that I am dizzy and headache and she kept asking me to visit doctor or take medication. As time goes by, you can see how she get used to it and now, when I say "Vanessa, I am feeling dizzy" and guess what she said? She say, Oh, its normal and I am only sick when I am neither dizzy nor headache...

今早的确病得好重，太辛苦了！我跟Vanessa两人都大开自己玩笑，说我那么常生病，命一定不长。我跟他说，承蒙您贵言，我日子再段，也一定比你长一点！

Oh, especially this morning, it was such an awful day. Me and Vanessa keep joking that we definitely won't live long and I told her that I will definitely live longer than her,no worries! 

她说，要是我快不行的时候，记得在遗书上声明把我的Louis Vuitton包送给她。。。如今的友谊啊，很显然只剩下的并不多啊！哈哈！

And this morning, while I was struggling with my headache and dizziness, what this silly cow actually care was all about my will. She said that before I die, I should make a will and mention that I am giving her my LV bag to her. I swear, friendship nowadays, is all about bags. Faith, trust, friendship.... No NO NO, way too expensive, ain't it? -joking- :D

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With Love 

J.C.

Xoxo 

西装外套 Blazers Stuff

今天老娘想跟大家分享我私人收藏的一部分－－老娘的西装外套。

Today, I'm gonna share part of my blazer collection..

这嗜好从去年在剑桥开始染上的！

Got this silly habit since last year when I was in Cambridge..

这是我人生中的第一件，来自Zara-From Cambridge

This is my first blazer from Zara from Cambridge

人生中的第二件，来自 H & M－Cambridge

My second blazer from H & M - Cambridge

不要被我那副疲惫的尊容吓到了，都怪我身旁的那个胖兄，让我一天搭了16小时的飞机。这么折腾下，我能不憔悴嘛？

Don't got scared by my tired face in this picture. I mean, that silly dude beside me actually made me spend 16 hours on the fly in one day, so it's kinda hard to remain charm and fresh you know!

第三件，来自H & M，Pink Blazer－剑桥

The third ones, from H&M - Cambridge

一下都是今年购买的。。

These blazer below are bought in Birmingham this year..

1.River Island Black Blazer 

2. Zara Red Blazer

3. Zara Contrast Blazer 

4. Next Tailored Blazer

 5. Zara Woven Blazer

喜欢西装外套，因为让一件很简单的背心或是上衣变得不平凡。简单但是不缺时尚，时而正式，时而简约。

I really adore blazer cause it can always makes those simple items become special and unique..

重点是，必须要质地好的布料和适合自己的剪裁！！

The main point of getting a perfect blazer is the quality and the cutting design!!

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With Love

J.C.

今年流行鲜艳颜色的外套。红色，绿色，粉红色，橙色。。。

This year is so into those fresh and bright colours, such as red, green, pink, orange...

还没有买？？那就落后咯！！

What? You still dont have one?? Too lateeee, honey!!! 

保证目前会暂时停止存钱买另一件。。

Cross fingers that I wont buy more blazer, I mean just for temporarily..

Xoxo