老娘的娘的娘 My moms mom

Saturday, May 14, 2011

每次下午很懒惰,很懒惰,很懒惰却还要煮东西吃的时候,
Every afternoon when I have to prepare lunch for myself, though I am really really tired,

边煮,心里就有好多粗话想骂!
I feel like swearing.. seriously!

讨厌很累的时候还要煮东西。
I hate, particularly hate to cook when I am tired and sleepy.

这时,我常常会想起以前小学的时候,一年级到六年纪,上学每一天的下课,别家小孩都冲去食堂买食物的时候,我呢,无论晴天雨天,益隆太太都会穿得死不漂亮的,在礼堂前的小凳子上等着我,送饭饭给我吃。。
This moment always reminds me those time when I was still a primary little student. My mom used to prepare my lunch and send it to school every single day while other students were rushing to canteen to buy their lunch. Every day the say, either sunny or rainy day.

当别人家小孩搭巴士回家的时候,益隆太太已经在放学很早之前,就到学校大门口罢位,这样等公主放学的时候就可以立刻上车,不用晒太阳,不用挨热。
While other students used to wait their parents in the bus stop after school, my mom used to arrive freaking early just to park her car right in front of the school. Therefore, her princess does not need to walk anymore farer, she just need to get into car and enjoy the air conditioner right after she step out from the school gate.

当初我同学总是羡慕着,那时侯的我,麻了,没啥知觉。。
My classmates used to envy what I have, while, as a spoiled kid, I wasn't realize anything special.

记得有一年,初中一,因为学校离家里实在太远太远,益隆太太终于让我乘校车去上学。
Remember the first year of my secondary school, the school was way to far from my house and my mom suddenly came up with her brilliant idea that she asked me to go to school by school bus.

刚知道我今后要上校车的命运,晴天霹雳!!
That time, seriously, was a nightmare!!!!!

那时侯,不知道哪里来的虚荣心,觉得搭校车很羞耻,很难堪,一开始偷偷的哭了好多回。。
I don't know how spoiled I was that time, I even cry secretly in the toilet cause I am really unwilling to get on BUS. I mean, BUS!!

现在年纪长了些,回忆起当初的时候。。
Now, I am more grown up and when I think of the past....

渐渐觉得家里那个很罗嗦的太太其实很可爱,很伟大。。
I suddenly feel and realised that the annoyed lady in my house, can be quite cute and great sometimes...

我说拜托,要是我也有小孩,塞她个三五块让她上食堂买食物,别麻烦老娘!
I mean come on, if I have a silly daughter, I would just give her 3-5 dollar, go and buy food for herself!

妈,你放心啦。。
Oh mom, mom, mom...

女儿知道你很烦,可更知道你伟大!
I know you are annoying but I also know that you are the cutest and greatest mom ever!

以前你每天陪我吃中餐,
You used to accompany me every afternoon,

现在女儿会开车,
But now since I can drive

我要像你对外婆那样,
I can now treat you as you treat grandma

每天陪妈妈吃早餐,话家常。。
Give you company for breakfast and hi-tea everyday



当初我年纪很小很小的时候,
When I was little little little girl

浪漫的益隆先生送他太太这辆车,
The romantic man bought this car for his wife

造福了年纪小小的我。。
And me, obviously took so much advantages from it

当初,我乘着它每天上学下学。
Remember those time, my mom used to drive it to school and back from from school

今后,我将开着它,
And from now on, I am the one who drive it

承载我家的娘,
bring my lovely mom

陪她吃早餐
accompany her for breakfast

喝我俩最爱的咖啡。。
drink our lovely lovely coffee...

黄世泰也好
either your favourite coffee shop

哪里都好
or wherever you wanna go

多远都去!
no matter how far it is!

只不过我开车技术尚欠佳
But you know, since I am still a new driver

要去很远的地方,
If you really really wanna go those cafe which are far away

您这宝贝车还得让我撞上多几回!
You kinda have to let me knock on your car for few more times....

:D

没办法,
No choice

有得必有失嘛!
you get something but always lose something at the same time, right!
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With Love
J.c.

可惜外婆走得早,
不然我也可以载载她,
让她尝试我开车的烂技术,
吓吓她,
跟吓我妈没什么两样,
让他们吓得。。
脸颊发绿
屁滚尿流!

Such a shame that my grandma passed away early,
Or else I could have drive her for breakfast as well,
Let her have some shocks and fun in my car!!!

死小孩 Awful kid

我这个人最爱分享。。
I LOVE to share...

更喜欢分享恶心恐怖的事情!
Especially those grossy and creepy stuff!

Tadaaaaaaaaa


问:痛吗??
Q: Painful??

答:痛
A: Yea

问:很痛??
Q: Very very painful???

答:非常痛
A: Incredibly painful

问:怕吗?
Q: Scared?

答:不怕!怕什么?!
A: Of course not!!

问:以后还要懒惰,还要爱美不要命??
Q: After this, you would still being lazy, care more about pretty than your skin??

答:那是当然的!
A: Of course!!

问:你真是个变态死小孩!
Q: Oh, you're such an awful silly kid!

答:哎!你怎么知道??
A: Aihh??? How you know!

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With Love
J.C.

Xoxo

开心

觉得日子难过?

没什么大不了的啦~

赏你两招。

 开心跟零食是分不开的!有零食有开心!!不信?你问我娘,益隆太太,她一定认同的~

不然就找最爱跟她吵架,可同时又很爱很爱她的人说点无聊事,废点无聊话。。

日子就好过啦!
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With Love
J.C.

开心咯!

Xoxo